I'm crazy, silly, and I rarely make sense, but at least I make life interesting. I like my friends and my men the way I like my cappuccino: strong, sweet, and smooth.
Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.
I hear no lies.
I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT
as a Canadian, I can say with 100% honesty that this is accurate
the fuckers have literally chased me down a fucking street
take your geese back, canada
#i think that every night#geese just stand outside the windows of the canadian people#and absorb all their anger#this is why canadians are so nice#and geese are the most evil things to walk the planets
The Crisp one was amazing to me until my Aussie friend spoke up and said AND IT GOES THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION IF YOU SAY PISS RACK.
the last one omfg
1. the boob window
2. spock’s smile, a rare sighting
3. mobster au. i mean costumes
4. spock’s hat collection
5. glistening nudity
6. whatever jim is thinking in this moment
8. literary references
11. glistening nudity, again
12. spock explains science to doctor with rock